Acquire a cat-o-nine-tails and a set of thumbscrews with instruction for their use
Recruit one fiddler of surpassing talent
Write down recipe for a soup of beans
Acquire one rabbit of mild and solemn demeanour
Discover how one may dig an ink well, and measure the buckets used to draw ink from same
Acquire a mechanism of bronze by which one may observe the movements of the orbs, preferably one in which his celestial Radiance's own palace is visible.
Recruit a maker of silk gloves in the English style
Measure the tallest hat in the kingdom
Discover whether hopping is performed differently in England
Acquire one ropeladder for comparison with the Zilmatillian silk ladder
Visit the highest and lowest places in England and write a report
Acquire pelts from the following animals:
The red squirrel
The stealthy and subtle green squirrel
The fieldmouse
The housemouse
The doormouse
The windowmouse
The hellhound (a small specimen is acceptable)
The roe deer
The pinemarten
The housemartin
The doormartin
The windowmartin
The badger (along with descriptions of the way in which it doth badge)
The otter (along with descriptions of the way in which it doth ott)
Sketches of badging and otting grounds
Pelts of enough furry caterpillars to make a cloak
7 and a half lbs of moth of the English breed to feed to his Celestial Radiance's favourite spider
Visit the following provinces and reach an accord with their rulers:
Bath
Maggot-on-the-Haye
Upper Whistle
Bentwater
Oxford
Cholmsley
York
Applethwaite
Ugglebarnby
Brighton
Clenchwarton
Middle Smearing
Mapplefester
Cheesehurst
Ducklington